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Uncle Fester's Nightstand
Step #1 person one lies down on the ground wearing uncle fester's coat pulled up to expose his erect falice.
Step #2 the second person does a hand stand over the top of person one's erect falice
Step #3 the second person begins to slowly Lower themselves down until the erect falice is as far down their throat as humanly possible (no visible falice is preferred)
Step #4 person one then places a lightbulb firmly in the second person's anus and then lays back down once the bulb begins to glow.
Step #5 enjoy uncle festers nightstand
Step #2 the second person does a hand stand over the top of person one's erect falice
Step #3 the second person begins to slowly Lower themselves down until the erect falice is as far down their throat as humanly possible (no visible falice is preferred)
Step #4 person one then places a lightbulb firmly in the second person's anus and then lays back down once the bulb begins to glow.
Step #5 enjoy uncle festers nightstand
That party was wild last night. I saw some chick get an uncle fester's nightstand on the kitchen counter
Uncle Fester's Nightstand by Jamscone April 28, 2022
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