noun. to give someone twos on a cigarette is to smoke half of it then give them the rest to finish. More commonly done by boys as it is less considerate.

verb. to "twos" a cigarette is to smoke one together, taking a couple of drags then swapping. More commonly done by girls.
"I met this well safe tramp the other day; he gave me twos on a rollie"
"That's so dirty..."

"Don't worry babe; tell you what, lets have some wine and twos a fag outside"
by inwonderland April 28, 2006
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Twos is a special word. While it can be used in relation to cigarettes, it makes more sense to apply it to joints.
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Basically the person who rolls it starts it - the person who has called 'twos' then gets it afterwards.

There is no threes or fours. It just flows from there.
got any twos? (weed, dope etc)
I'm twosed (baked)
TWOS! - order someone to roll a joint.
Im twosing (smoking a joint)
by Officer TasTwos September 28, 2006
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when someone smokes a fag, you say twos to get half
set me twos on that fag mcsporran!
by matt forster April 25, 2006
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An exclamation made to show ownership of a seat in a room. When getting up from one's seat, proclaiming twos leaves this particular spot branded by the one who was sitting in it until they return. Sitting in someone's seat after having called twos often times leads to both physical and verbal attacks. Twos must be called while still touching the seat and is invalid if called while standing up. In the instance that he who called twos is to take a seat anywhere else, twos is immediately cancelled and the seat is once again up for grabs. Twos is not valid if he who calls it leaves in a vehicle with expectations of getting their seat back when they return. One is allowed to take a bathroom break and call twos without the toilet counting as another seat.
Zack: What the hell are you doing in my seat?

Greg: You didn't call twos bro, the seat is mine!

Zack: Bullshit!

*commence fight to the death*
by Nacho Supreme August 4, 2008
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How long a commercial break lasts; i.e., two minutes and two seconds.
"We'll be back in two and two." -- Chuck Woolery on "Love Connection"
by jcwla December 28, 2006
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Went to this crazy party last night init, but two twos someone got merked
by lrsd October 19, 2008
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When you drink from 2PM until 2AM then promptly pass out.
After your last final, let's meet up and pull a two-to-two.
by Sammymo April 22, 2016
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