the combined build-up of ball sweat and dust that accumulates on your nuts after many days at an outdoor jam festival.
Dude, I need a shower...my festicles are raging.
Did you catch Buckethead late night? My festicles were rockin'!!!
Did you catch Buckethead late night? My festicles were rockin'!!!
by Complex Moo Snuggle July 11, 2008
whenever christmas rolls around Jim paints lefty green and righty red making his festicles look mighty jolly
by G·r·a·h·a·m June 22, 2005
The chafing or general uncleanliness that happens when a man walks around an outdoor festival for a full day.
by thefoldrock January 11, 2011
De Graaf concluded that the function of the female testicles was to generate ova, to nourish them, and bring them to maturity; thus, female testicles served an analogous function to ovaries in birds. He concluded that all animals and humans take their origins from an egg, which exists in the female testicles before coitus. De Graaf proposed that the female testicles be referred to as ovaries.
My festicles are bloated.
by ptosisT September 27, 2007
Guy 1: Hey good looking I'm having a festicle at my house tonight do you wanna come?
Guy 2: No dude I'm not gay I don't like testicles!
Guy 2: No dude I'm not gay I don't like testicles!
by FLUSHTHATSHITDOWN April 17, 2009
A festering Testicle. Usually attatched to a dead body, the festicle is symptomised by its green, and somewhat soggy appearance. The festicle may also occur on a living male. Usually after the insertion of testicles into another persons mouth. see teabag.
1.) As i went to pierce guy's scrotum, i realised he had a festicle.
2.) As Guy walked down the street he felt something roll down his leg, and realised his festicle had fallen onto the sidewalk.
2.) As Guy walked down the street he felt something roll down his leg, and realised his festicle had fallen onto the sidewalk.
by sam nutt April 25, 2007
The act in which a male / or transvestite (whatever u prefer), will paint their balls, one red one green, and their cock stripy as a candy cane, in the joy a spirit of celebrating the festive christmas season.....or any other time,, you then have FESTICLES
Josh - Dude ur festicles are hanging out!!!
Al - Oh i know
Josh - Man u sure do love christmas
Al - That i do my friend..that i do
Josh - U know what (whips out festicles), so do I
Al - Sweet, Lets strut with pride
(continues to walk down the road)
Al - Oh i know
Josh - Man u sure do love christmas
Al - That i do my friend..that i do
Josh - U know what (whips out festicles), so do I
Al - Sweet, Lets strut with pride
(continues to walk down the road)
by Josh.T May 13, 2008