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A German hot dog that is not to be eaten but instead revered and honored on a plate for a total of 30 days before being given to a dog to eat. This is practiced by about half of all the German population in the Neujahrstag, or New Years Day festivities.

Be careful not to eat the fertich, otherwise you will experience bad luck!

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Fartichoke

When a person chokes so hard that they fart.

I choked on the pinto bean spread which caused a doubly horrible fartichoke.

Fartichoke by QBeezley July 16, 2008

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Ferich

A slang term meaning a guy who smokes too many drugs.

"I was at the bar yesterday and all these Ferichs came up to me and started posting random pictures and saying 'TOM SELLECK'S CHEST HAIR LOLOLOZ'"

Ferich by Sclass12 September 27, 2004

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Fartichoke

The act of farting into a space-heater, and causing a room's inhabitants to choke on the very air around them. The space-heater actually increases the parameter, and over all foul smell of the fart.

She bent right over infront of the space heater and hit me with a fartichoke!

Fartichoke by Sloane M November 26, 2017

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Bande d enfants fetiches!!! -"jo gagnon aka all star safety aka lillétré "

fetiches by tsing tao November 6, 2012

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Fernicha

The best person ever!!! Who is always there for you!!

Fernicha is the best person ever!!!

Fernicha by 101dumbgum October 7, 2017

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Fresno fartichoke

When getting a blow job the man chokes the woman until she can't breathe. The man farts then releases the choke hold so the woman must inhale the fart.

I was getting a blowjob when I gave my girl a Fresno fartichoke.

Fresno fartichoke by Scuba Jim November 16, 2018

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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