fertich

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A German hot dog that is not to be eaten but instead revered and honored on a plate for a total of 30 days before being given to a dog to eat. This is practiced by about half of all the German population in the Neujahrstag, or New Years Day festivities.

Be careful not to eat the fertich, otherwise you will experience bad luck!

fertich by Bill Nye 101 January 5, 2018

Words you can keep

Fartichoke

When a person chokes so hard that they fart.

I choked on the pinto bean spread which caused a doubly horrible fartichoke.

Fartichoke by QBeezley July 16, 2008

Related Words

fertich • Fartichoke • Fetich • fartichoki • fartichuke • Ferich • Fernicha • fertch • festicho • Festichristmachanukkwanalia

Ferich

A slang term meaning a guy who smokes too many drugs.

"I was at the bar yesterday and all these Ferichs came up to me and started posting random pictures and saying 'TOM SELLECK'S CHEST HAIR LOLOLOZ'"

Ferich by Sclass12 September 27, 2004

Fartichoke

The act of farting into a space-heater, and causing a room's inhabitants to choke on the very air around them. The space-heater actually increases the parameter, and over all foul smell of the fart.

She bent right over infront of the space heater and hit me with a fartichoke!

Fartichoke by Sloane M November 26, 2017

fetiches

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Bande d enfants fetiches!!! -"jo gagnon aka all star safety aka lillétré "

fetiches by tsing tao November 6, 2012

Fernicha

The best person ever!!! Who is always there for you!!

Fernicha is the best person ever!!!

Fernicha by 101dumbgum October 7, 2017

Fresno fartichoke

When getting a blow job the man chokes the woman until she can't breathe. The man farts then releases the choke hold so the woman must inhale the fart.

I was getting a blowjob when I gave my girl a Fresno fartichoke.

Fresno fartichoke by Scuba Jim November 16, 2018

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026