fartichuke

when you fart causing you to choke on your puke

bro i did a fat fart in class and it ended up being a fartichuke

by noshutpu okfgh August 7, 2023

Farticules

Farts and molecules blended together forming a large cloud of Farticule matter.

Caleb farted creating a large cloud of farticules and everyone left the room.

by Billy Bob Fartsalot February 28, 2010

Fartichoke

When a person chokes so hard that they fart.

I choked on the pinto bean spread which caused a doubly horrible fartichoke.

by QBeezley July 16, 2008

Fartichoke

The act of farting into a space-heater, and causing a room's inhabitants to choke on the very air around them. The space-heater actually increases the parameter, and over all foul smell of the fart.

She bent right over infront of the space heater and hit me with a fartichoke!

by Sloane M November 26, 2017

Fresno fartichoke

When getting a blow job the man chokes the woman until she can't breathe. The man farts then releases the choke hold so the woman must inhale the fart.

I was getting a blowjob when I gave my girl a Fresno fartichoke.

by Scuba Jim November 16, 2018

fartichoki

term used to describe the phenomenon in which one smells a nasty fart and immediately begins to choke because of the rank as fuck smell.

you: *farts the next day after eating burritos and chinese food and eggs*
me: "BRO THAT SMELL IS GODDAMN FARTICHOKI!!!"

by alienpho April 14, 2015

farticule

a tiny particle of turdburger so small it is invisible to the naked eye and so light that it floats on air.. yet potent enough to smell like the open ass from which it emerged. typically brown when viewed under the microscope, its shape resembles the head of hades.

after roger moore farted, the room filled up mercilessly with farticules.

after sean connery quicksilvered in his pants, there was an unmistakable aroma of farticules in the 21 club bathroom.

by trilliam turdsworth December 23, 2018