The super-amalgamated holiday of the 21st century. It has the best attributes of all the holidays:
It lasts 8 days and nights like Chanukah, has gift giving like Xmas, feats of strength and airing of grievances like Festivus, feasts and orgies like Saturnalia, and it's fun to say Kwanza!
It lasts 8 days and nights like Chanukah, has gift giving like Xmas, feats of strength and airing of grievances like Festivus, feasts and orgies like Saturnalia, and it's fun to say Kwanza!
Happy Festichristmachanukkwanalia! Bottoms up!
by Set Ethaniel December 25, 2023