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festihoes 

women who go to festivals. They’re either on some losers table whos feeding them cocaine or in a crowd of sweaty peasants because theyre a sweaty peasant. Endless instagram stories screaming and having "fun" to prove to the world theyre worthless.

- Andrew Tate
- good god! her instagram is full of screaming and yelling from the festival she went to

- oh yeah she one of them ‘festihoes’

Festicious 

1) ambiguous or vague
2) persistant
3) aggressive
4) whatever the context in which you ar espeaking calls for
"George, stop being so Festicious."
Festicious by George Dubois July 4, 2005

Festicious 

Adj. lame retort given toward a person of superior intellect.
Bob- I gotta go finish the paperwork
Jan- Don't cause I really wanted to...
Bob- What??? Really, you suck at paperwork...
Jan- I was being Festicious...
Bob- and other things....
Festicious by NFLYKTION June 9, 2011

Festichristmachanukkwanalia

The super-amalgamated holiday of the 21st century. It has the best attributes of all the holidays:

It lasts 8 days and nights like Chanukah, has gift giving like Xmas, feats of strength and airing of grievances like Festivus, feasts and orgies like Saturnalia, and it's fun to say Kwanza!
Happy Festichristmachanukkwanalia! Bottoms up!

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026