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Fartichoke 

When a person chokes so hard that they fart.
I choked on the pinto bean spread which caused a doubly horrible fartichoke.
Fartichoke by QBeezley July 16, 2008
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Fartichoke 

The act of farting into a space-heater, and causing a room's inhabitants to choke on the very air around them. The space-heater actually increases the parameter, and over all foul smell of the fart.
She bent right over infront of the space heater and hit me with a fartichoke!
Fartichoke by Sloane M November 26, 2017

Fresno fartichoke 

When getting a blow job the man chokes the woman until she can't breathe. The man farts then releases the choke hold so the woman must inhale the fart.
I was getting a blowjob when I gave my girl a Fresno fartichoke.
Fresno fartichoke by Scuba Jim November 16, 2018

Okey Dokey Artichokey 

A humorous way to agree with someone.
"Hey, grab those pants right there."
"Okey dokey artichokey"

Artichoke Tuna Salad 

Artichoke Tuna Salad is the taste of the inside of the vaginal canal. Of course there are many different variations of the recipe, but this is the most widely known.
Man, I had a girl come over last night and her pussy tasted like artichoke tuna salad.

artichokeded 

when one with an artichoke allergy chokes on an artichoke.
yo did you hear sally artichokeded?
artichokeded by artichoke-lover-83 November 28, 2018

artichoke me daddy 

Oh artichoke me daddy. harder! *dies*
artichoke me daddy by Smashpotatogirl December 25, 2016
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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