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Fartichoke 

The act of farting into a space-heater, and causing a room's inhabitants to choke on the very air around them. The space-heater actually increases the parameter, and over all foul smell of the fart.
She bent right over infront of the space heater and hit me with a fartichoke!
Fartichoke by Sloane M November 26, 2017

Fresno fartichoke 

When getting a blow job the man chokes the woman until she can't breathe. The man farts then releases the choke hold so the woman must inhale the fart.
I was getting a blowjob when I gave my girl a Fresno fartichoke.
Fresno fartichoke by Scuba Jim November 16, 2018

Okey Dokey Artichokey 

A humorous way to agree with someone.
"Hey, grab those pants right there."
"Okey dokey artichokey"

Artichoke Tuna Salad 

Artichoke Tuna Salad is the taste of the inside of the vaginal canal. Of course there are many different variations of the recipe, but this is the most widely known.
Man, I had a girl come over last night and her pussy tasted like artichoke tuna salad.

artichokeded 

when one with an artichoke allergy chokes on an artichoke.
yo did you hear sally artichokeded?
artichokeded by artichoke-lover-83 November 28, 2018

artichoke me daddy 

Oh artichoke me daddy. harder! *dies*
artichoke me daddy by Smashpotatogirl December 25, 2016
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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