fertaholic

when you’re addicted to eating fertilizer like that old lady from stranger things

yooo bro what’s wrong with her why she eating all that fertilizer???

don’t worry man, she’s just a fertaholic!

by ajbsjanqvs July 4, 2019

Forwaholic

Someone who sees fit to forward you every stupid joke, falsified political quote or conspiracy, emotional cheeseball powerpoint show, extremely important safety alert, and annoying chain letter that they receive, thinking that you're interested in that garbage. Luckily, they're also clogging up their own Sent Items folders & will hopefuly crash their own systems soon.

"My uncle is the biggest forwaholic I know. I especially love the chain letters he sends me saying I hate God or America if I don't forward it on."

by Ed Bodine June 5, 2009

flirtaholic

a person who cannot stop themselves from flirting

Even when I'm around, if there is a pretty girl in the room, my boyfriend turns into a flirtaholic.

by OhMyLady September 24, 2011

fartoholic

person who loves to fart

- "You're such a fartoholic"
- "No I'm not! I just fart a lot"

by thebearminimum June 26, 2017

fartaholic

one who is addicted to farting/ passing gas/ breaking wind/ fumigating the room, etc...

my husband is a fartaholic. he is addicted for farting.

by 333turtle333 May 29, 2008

fartoholic

Someone who is addicted to their own fart smell, and so farts as often as possible.

'Stan, you're a real fartoholic'
'So?'
'You stink.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

bertaholic

Some one obsessed with all things bert.

Phoebe Johnson is a bertaholic.

by earnestj March 15, 2008