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fapaholic 

One who is addicted to fapping, and experiences withdrawal symptoms when not currently engaged in the activity.
Keith: "Yo, Clark. I'll be back later, I need to go fap."

Clark: "You're such a fapaholic, and you need to go to rehab for it"
fapaholic by bonerclub22 January 2, 2010

Fashaholic 

I've always been the guy who, like, you know, like, you know they never give me pocket money, they always buy me stuff. You know my dads a Fashaholic, yeah?

Yeh..

My dad always tries to buy me really expensive clothes. And I'm always like nah dad I don't want it, it's too expensive.
Fashaholic by Fashaholic March 2, 2016

Faceaholic 

A person who is addicted to face book, much like a alcoholic is addicted to the bottle. These poeple post every stupid aspect of boring life on facebook as though it is some earth shattering news. They belive in thier simple minds that people actually care about what they have to say, and can't wait for more of their mindless dribble. When in fact all poeple will usually do is just hide these mother fuckers, to get them off their screens.
Tony : Mike your boy Eric is a faceaholic.

Mike : I know he's on facebook 24-7, and he never has much of anything to say but quote lyrics and talk about washboards.
Faceaholic by TV CAR March 19, 2010

Fnafaholic 

Those 32 year old fucks who sit around and play "Five Nights at Freddy's" all day. Its a good game, but, Jesus, take a break.
"Bill, I think you might be a Fnafaholic. You've been playing that damn game for 17 days straight."
Fnafaholic by Rocketjet May 14, 2015
1. Someone who excessively uses the words, Fag,Gay,Queer,Homosexual etc. and is probably Homosexual himself
2. A very noticable (flamboyant) Homosexual
1. Phil - "Ryan is such a queer.. hes such a fag I mean god hes like so gay.."
Demko - "Phil stfu your a fucking fagaholic.. we all know your the gay one"

2. Wow that guy looks like a real fagaholic
Fagaholic by Demko November 12, 2005

fartoholic

- "You're such a fartoholic"
- "No I'm not! I just fart a lot"
fartoholic by thebearminimum June 26, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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