ferbis 

A really hairy buSh

My mom has the worst furbis.

ferbis by stephanie February 10, 2003

Ferris Bueller

one man who, along w/ the morose Cameron and the beautiful Sloane obliterated the motives of his principal and bitchy older sister all in the name of having a good time.

A true example of the ultimate teenage hero, still revered 19 years later

Ferris Bueller by KK January 8, 2005

Fergism

A technique to create a joke made prominent by late-night talkshow host Craig Ferguson. The audience is led to believe that he is talking about a certian topic. The joke is delivered by Craig clarifying that he was, in fact, talking about something else.

Fergism 1 (confusing two topics): "The Eiffel Tower and Margaret Thatcher are very different, of course. One's had thousands of men climbing all over it since the 1800s, and the other one is the Eiffel Tower."

Fergism 2 (twisting the meaning of an expression or sentence): "My first guest tonight (...) is the first comedian to perform a solo show at the (Hollywood) Bowl, you know, doing comedy. I did a solo piece at the Bowl myself, but it was in the audience."

Fergism 3 (changing to a sex-related topic): "My first concern, of course, was for my staff, and by staff I mean penis."

Fergism by Darth Loynion January 13, 2013

Queen Farbis 

An acceptable method of punishment in which toothpaste is squeezed into the ass-crack and anus of a party-foul offender who has passed out prematurely due to excessive alcohol consumption.

LL: I can't believe Oscar passed out already. . .It's only 8:30 PM!

Joff: Did you see how much he drank? He's already polished off a fifth of SoCo and funneled three beers in 2 hours.

LL: Half of the people haven't even arrived for the party. Oscar committed a major party foul!

Joff: Where are you going?

LL: To the bathroom to get the toothpaste. Oscar is so getting the Queen Farbis punishment right now!

Queen Farbis by joff leff November 30, 2011

ferris buellered 

When a valet takes your car for a joy ride.

I should have know that something was up when the valet smiled as I handed him the keys to my brand new corvette. Little did I know, he ferris buellered me while I was in the restaurant eating.

ferris buellered by raincreek September 28, 2014

Ferris Bueller

The most kick-ass man of all time. We all wish we could be like Ferris Bueller, but sadly our lack of wit, humour, and passion of adventure stops us.

"I thought about being Ferris Bueller for halloween, then I realized that was like trying to be God. You just can't do it justice."

Ferris Bueller by ziggyg July 28, 2008

Clinton County Ferris Wheel

When a group of people are all together, doing a Tesla Roadster with somebody else in a circle

Mitchell Broeckling: I was at this party where we ended up doing a Clinton County Ferris Wheel

Clinton County Ferris Wheel by giantdingdong January 20, 2019