by Stephanie March 03, 2004
Get the scrumtralescentmug. 
a white suburban woman..... upper to middle class, who drives either a mini van or an SUV to shuttle her "precious cargo" to play dates, soccer practice, little league, PTA meetings. All the while, endangering the lives of other drivers and pedestrians on the road with her lead foot and cutting people off in traffic. A woman who also has an affinity for Starbucks, forcing her children to listen to Yanni, imposing time outs on her little "angels" instead of the more deserved smack on the ass that these little shits deserve, and maintaining her trophy wife status to her executive husband..... Mostly....... A woman who has no idea how to actually raise a child by her own wits, just subscribing to the BS that it takes a village.......
see above
by Stephanie November 21, 2003
Get the Soccer mommug. by Stephanie August 05, 2003
Get the Jade Pugetmug. by Stephanie March 04, 2004
Get the Shakespearemug. a person sufferin for somthin they want but cant have wanna be tuff person that says uncessary stuff at the wrong times and is bascily a asshole
by Stephanie February 28, 2005
Get the stufferinmug. 