A technique to create a joke made prominent by late-night talkshow host Craig Ferguson. The audience is led to believe that he is talking about a certian topic. The joke is delivered by Craig clarifying that he was, in fact, talking about something else.
Fergism 1 (confusing two topics): "The Eiffel Tower and Margaret Thatcher are very different, of course. One's had thousands of men climbing all over it since the 1800s, and the other one is the Eiffel Tower."
Fergism 2 (twisting the meaning of an expression or sentence): "My first guest tonight (...) is the first comedian to perform a solo show at the (Hollywood) Bowl, you know, doing comedy. I did a solo piece at the Bowl myself, but it was in the audience."
Fergism 3 (changing to a sex-related topic): "My first concern, of course, was for my staff, and by staff I mean penis."
Fergism 2 (twisting the meaning of an expression or sentence): "My first guest tonight (...) is the first comedian to perform a solo show at the (Hollywood) Bowl, you know, doing comedy. I did a solo piece at the Bowl myself, but it was in the audience."
Fergism 3 (changing to a sex-related topic): "My first concern, of course, was for my staff, and by staff I mean penis."
by Darth Loynion January 13, 2013
Get the Fergism mug.The feeling of euphoric happiness or sexual pleasure that occurs when a Craig Ferguson fan sees him do or hears him say something very sexy. This feeling is most often felt by cougars and teenaged girls. Something that is prone to give someone Fergasm is said to be Fergasmic.
"OMG, Craig's monologue last night was so hot!"
"I know, I almost had a Fergasm."
"But that part at the end where he opens his shirt and has his legs up on the desk always gives me Fergasm."
"I know, I almost had a Fergasm."
"But that part at the end where he opens his shirt and has his legs up on the desk always gives me Fergasm."
by FallOutGrrl July 31, 2009
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One of the five fergison, furgerson, furguson, fergerson, ferguson these 5 last names descend from the five lords.
Jeff:Hey did you know that john fergerson is brothers with mark furguson
Bill:No hes not hes a ferguson not fergerson.
Jeff: so that means hes not tom fergisons brother either
Bill:yes
Bill:No hes not hes a ferguson not fergerson.
Jeff: so that means hes not tom fergisons brother either
Bill:yes
by godfree34 April 4, 2009
Get the Fergison mug.when you get a sudden orgasm from a boy named fernando,or named ferdinand who is an extreme cutie
you usually end up falling madly inlove with him afterwards :)
you usually end up falling madly inlove with him afterwards :)
by loveyoufernando February 24, 2010
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