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fengshui 

a more exquisite way of saying to be good for you
something you like to do
omg this is so good for my fengshui
fengshui by yanhanfeng February 16, 2019
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FengShui 

refers to Chinese character 风水.
风 (Feng) means 'wind' which stands for the (static) atmosphere. 水 (Shui) means 'water' which stands for running and changing. 'Feng' and 'Shui' produce and influence each other.

Additionally, Feng Shui focus on harmony(not Harmony OS), so the end goal of it is '天(sky, The Nature)人(human)合(unite)一(one, single)', means The unity of man and nature.
Don't put the fish tank at the door, it's bad for the FengShui in our home.
FengShui by CommandPrompt July 19, 2022

FengShui Sandwich 

1. An auspicious sandwich
2. An insult used on people in Left 4 Dead who fail a charge
3. And insult used by people who manage to get one or more kill with a single charge in Left 4 Dead
*After a double kill charge on Left 4 Dead*
Player 1: FUCK!! That was an imba charge
Player 2: Yeah you can have a mthrfking fengshui sandwich

hillbilly feng shui 

The process of when two {or more} yard jalopies are moved and rearranged so that a new yard jalopy can be added to the space and no extra space is needed. Thus making a more efficient yet messier area.
"The flat bed is ready to unload at Bubba's yard,prepare for the hillbilly feng shui."

feng shui 

fahng-shwei
fuhng-shwei
fehng-shwee (my pronunciation)

The Chinese-originated belief that the environment gives energy that you can use to your own being. Not just a belief; it actually is real.

There is actually a whole LOT to feng shui, but you should look it up on your own. Lemme give you some examples:
Take for example, a mansion. Let's say you have a mansion and it is very-well decorated. Your feng shui would be great because you feel at great leisure because of the cleanliness & well-designed room of your own.
An example of negative feng shui would be if you live in a house that is not apt to your tastes, and is possibly filled with trash, or perhaps even an enormous pig-sty. This negative feng shui will possibly foster laziness, and even psychological results such as negative emotions, doubt, etc.

Feng shui deals not only with your personal shelter, but also the environment in general.

Most unfortunately, feng shui has been perverted into a drug-related symbol thanks to the hippies, along with the yin-yang (which basically represents good & evil in us all). In otherwords, when you speak of feng shui to the general public, you're probably going to be prejudged as a nut-job. Sad really.
Hippies need to realize completely what yin-yang and feng shui mean. THEY ARE NOT DRUG SYMBOLS. They are philosophical symbols that originated from ancient China, and these symbols have deep backgrounds that is worth researching.
"My house is a pig-sty so my feng shui is horrible. But sometimes, you make do. If you want better feng shui if you're in a pig-sty house, go outside and go for a walk. Just make sure you don't get too addicted to the freedom out there, or else you'll never want to go back to your pig-sty home. That's how I am."
-me
feng shui by Dave June 29, 2004

feng shui 

The ancient chinese art of rearranging things to channel energy and give aesthetic pleasure, namely your money into the pocket of a practitioner
"Ahh this house have bad energy, feng shui not good, money in wrong place, should be in my wallet"

"ahh much better!"
feng shui by JCJ February 17, 2008

fengshuinal

analfengshui
When someone carries their need for structure and harmony to the extreme, thereby becoming "anal" about it.

pronunciation: fung shwaynal
Jenn: "Don't tell me Susie is coming to lunch, or I'll have to pass. She actually tried to reorganize my house, my sex life, and my refrigerator on her last phone call!"

Olivia: "Yeah- you're right. She redefines fengshuinal!"
fengshuinal by OliviaWilder October 31, 2008
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