fender benders

Archaic term for any of the shiny rainbow of barbiturates prescribed like Easter candy in the sixties in spite of causing more death and mayhem than the Vietnam War (to Americans, that is). May help to explain the learning disorders common in subsequent generations.* See also: ape wafers, gorilla biscuits.

*OK, we had learning disorders too; we were diagnosed by professionals as "lazy", "spoiled", "disrespectful", "undisciplined", etc.) (Has anybody with a PhD in Ed Psych ever noticed how fucking boring high school is, except for the handful of anal-compulsive overachievers who will end up either shooting themselves or in charge of further fucking up this barbaric, feudal, shithole of a country?) Off topic! Minus 20 pts!

I was hoping to get into Cindy's pants, but I took some fender benders at the dance to get loose and then sideswiped the vice-principal's Edsel in the parking lot.

fender benders by Doc Benway '47 May 18, 2011

fender-bender 

minor car accident

The ¡®fender¡¯ refers to the part of the car¡¯s body that covers the tire.

In a ¡®fender-bender¡¯ there is some damage to a car, but not enough to make it impossible to drive.

I had a fender-bender this morning, so I've got to go to the auto shop.

fender-bender by Choonik Kwon January 1, 2004

fender bender 

small, harmless accident that does nothing but bend the fender, hence the name.

the faggot that backed into me in the parking lot wanted to sue over a fender bender.

fender bender by McCheesy November 1, 2003

Fender bender 

A weekend in which you go ridiculously hard for no reason. A bender without anything lit to prompt it.

Bro why were you so drunk at the library yesterday?
I was on a total fender bender

Fender bender by huyrealcool March 18, 2019

Transgender Fender Bender 

When you get into a car accident and the person who hit you, or vice versa, is an old acquaintance who has transitioned since you last saw them.

“I accidentally tapped a cars rear bumper the other day, and guess who it was?”

“Lacy!”
“Yep, It was great to see her. To bad it was a transgender fender bender”

Transgender Fender Bender by gasp December 21, 2021

Smithsonian fender bender 

A Smithsonian fender bender is when you’re having rough anal sex with an elderly woman and stick your whole fist in her pussy hole and scream, “Dumb Dumb gimme Gum Gum”.

Damn your grandma was not ready for my smithsonian fender bender.

Smithsonian fender bender by CJN2302 March 15, 2019

Fender Bender 

A fender bender is simply when a guy gets a 10 to 15 foot running start to rail a girl in the back door while she is bending over; Making an obvious reference to the car accident when one vehicle crashes into the ass end of the vehicle in front of it.

Hank: "Whoa, why is Brenda walking like a duck?"
Dave: "I remember hearing Bret saying something about giving her a fender bender last night."
Hank: "OUCH!"

Fender Bender by Angry Rhino June 24, 2009