femical

noun. feminine chemicals; chemicals present only in the female of the species.

Husband: What's wrong, dear?
Wife: (crying) Oh, nothing in particular. It's just that time of the month so my femical levels are spiking.

by captain1nsanity October 29, 2007

femicant

Females failing at doing things females should do

Well, I asked you to be a femican, but apparently you femicant

by zerosouls August 26, 2010