femicant

Females failing at doing things females should do

Well, I asked you to be a femican, but apparently you femicant

by zerosouls August 26, 2010

femical

noun. feminine chemicals; chemicals present only in the female of the species.

Husband: What's wrong, dear?
Wife: (crying) Oh, nothing in particular. It's just that time of the month so my femical levels are spiking.

by captain1nsanity November 16, 2007