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Femiano-ed
"I went to Verizon Wireless the other day and they wouldn't fix my phone. I "femiano-ed" them and screamed at the manager until he gave me an upgrade."
"I went to Best Buy to have Geek Squad fix my computer and it came back in worst condition. I "femiano-ed" the manager into extending the warranty."
"I went to Best Buy to have Geek Squad fix my computer and it came back in worst condition. I "femiano-ed" the manager into extending the warranty."
Femiano-ed by sizzzlah February 11, 2010
Related Words
femican • femicant • femicunt • FemiMan • Feminanthem • FEXICAN • Felican • Felicanophilia • Femcan • femian
Femisandrist
A woman who not only proclaims herself to be a radical feminist, but she also expresses comments and opinions publicly that lead one to believe that she has a passionate hatred of men, and particularly heterosexual men.
You can tell by reading Helen's Facebook status comments and her tweets that she is a full fledged Femisandrist. That woman has nothing good to say at all about either married men or womanizing bachelors.
Femisandrist by ModeOne4Ever June 7, 2014
Femcan
Femcan is a term that is short for female cannibal. Pictures and videos of femcan typically include women eating men or parts of men, especially the sexual organs like the penis and testes. There are always exceptions, though, like women eating other girls.
See also: Femdom
Cannibalism
Eunuch
Castration
Penectomy
Female
BDSM
See also: Femdom
Cannibalism
Eunuch
Castration
Penectomy
Female
BDSM
Brittany Spears is in femcan.
Femcan by WhoDatFreshBoi May 15, 2017
femipanion
A female friend with whom you often cuddle and make the humpy-humpies, and who sometimes fries bananas for you and is generally a pretty awesome person that you're awful keen on. She's also likely a ninja.
"So, last week my femipanion and I ran really fast on the railroad tracks and got some Thai food before we watched 'Yellow Submarine.' I'm awful keen on her."
femipanion by Jeremy E Jones June 24, 2007
FemiMan
One who is born a male yet is constantly mistaken for a woman.
This might be due to feminine facial features or over use of makeup, hair salons, or tight clothing. Some men also have very fragile figures which can often be mistaken for a very thin girl's.
This might be due to feminine facial features or over use of makeup, hair salons, or tight clothing. Some men also have very fragile figures which can often be mistaken for a very thin girl's.
Tina and I were at the mall when we saw this femiMan and some girl making out; we couldn't tell if they were lesbians.
Whenever I bring home a guy my parents think he's a girl so I must have a thing femiMen.
Whenever I bring home a guy my parents think he's a girl so I must have a thing femiMen.
FemiMan by BehindTheMirror January 17, 2010
femical
Husband: What's wrong, dear?
Wife: (crying) Oh, nothing in particular. It's just that time of the month so my femical levels are spiking.
Wife: (crying) Oh, nothing in particular. It's just that time of the month so my femical levels are spiking.
femical by captain1nsanity November 16, 2007
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026