femican

Females can get things accomplished, like creating a wonderful meal from the kitchen

Be a femican not a femicant

by zerosouls August 26, 2010

Femiano-ed

The act of freaking out on a corporate employee.

"I went to Verizon Wireless the other day and they wouldn't fix my phone. I "femiano-ed" them and screamed at the manager until he gave me an upgrade."

"I went to Best Buy to have Geek Squad fix my computer and it came back in worst condition. I "femiano-ed" the manager into extending the warranty."

by sizzzlah February 11, 2010

Femisandrist

A woman who not only proclaims herself to be a radical feminist, but she also expresses comments and opinions publicly that lead one to believe that she has a passionate hatred of men, and particularly heterosexual men.

You can tell by reading Helen's Facebook status comments and her tweets that she is a full fledged Femisandrist. That woman has nothing good to say at all about either married men or womanizing bachelors.

by ModeOne4Ever June 7, 2014

Femcan

Femcan is a term that is short for female cannibal. Pictures and videos of femcan typically include women eating men or parts of men, especially the sexual organs like the penis and testes. There are always exceptions, though, like women eating other girls.

See also: Femdom
Cannibalism
Eunuch
Castration
Penectomy
Female
BDSM

Brittany Spears is in femcan.

by WhoDatFreshBoi May 15, 2017

femipanion

A female friend with whom you often cuddle and make the humpy-humpies, and who sometimes fries bananas for you and is generally a pretty awesome person that you're awful keen on. She's also likely a ninja.

"So, last week my femipanion and I ran really fast on the railroad tracks and got some Thai food before we watched 'Yellow Submarine.' I'm awful keen on her."

by Jeremy E Jones June 24, 2007

FemiMan

One who is born a male yet is constantly mistaken for a woman.

This might be due to feminine facial features or over use of makeup, hair salons, or tight clothing. Some men also have very fragile figures which can often be mistaken for a very thin girl's.

Tina and I were at the mall when we saw this femiMan and some girl making out; we couldn't tell if they were lesbians.

Whenever I bring home a guy my parents think he's a girl so I must have a thing femiMen.

by BehindTheMirror January 17, 2010

femical

noun. feminine chemicals; chemicals present only in the female of the species.

Husband: What's wrong, dear?
Wife: (crying) Oh, nothing in particular. It's just that time of the month so my femical levels are spiking.

by captain1nsanity November 16, 2007