A Man that is obsessed and addicted to always looking good and clean. The word stems from the Personal Care products made by Fean and Company. Fean is popular for making the best grooming and skin care products.
1. Jack is such a Feanian, it takes him two hours to get ready for the night... What a Feaner!
2. You can tell he’s a Feanian… he pulls all the ladies.
The average femanazi is a hypocritical dictator and a sexist. They tend to believe the malegender is conspiring against women and show no restraint in heaving up utter nonsense, which they refer to as 'an argument'.
Femanazi: EVERYBODY, YOUR BRAS ARE CAGES MADE BY MEN! THEY DON'T LIKE SAGGY BREASTS SO THEY'RE IMPRISONING YOU! WOMENS RIGHTS!
Male 1: What's she talking about, dude?
Male 2: She's a Femanazi, just pretend she isn't there. Hopefully she'll go away.
noun - A female who is assertive and aggressive in bed, but in a passionate rather than dirty or slutty sense.
adj. - When a woman is so good in bed that it's impossible to break up with her, because he knows no pussy will ever compare. A guy would sooner castrate himself than do something that would risk her breaking up with him.
1. Baby, I can't stop thinking about the way you drained my balls last night. You're a fucking femanimal.
2. Every guy who'd ever been with her was spoiled for all other women because of her femanimal abilities.
Dick: See that cougar over there, I bet she's a monster in the sack whether she's on top, bottom or taking it doggy style.
Harry: Yeah, she probably just got divorced and hasn't had an orgasm in like 10 years. That kind of deprivation can turn even the most unassuming woman into a femanimal.
Manish sandals worn by women; Often pink or sky blue to soften the fact that they are wearing ugly man sandals; usually involves Velcro straps of some sort.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.