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Femanist 

A guy who actively sticks up for women and their rights whenever he can in an attempt to get ass. Sometimes they even act like huge cockblockers.

Femanists are usually men who usually don't have much luck with women. And they resort to sympathizing with them as another means of getting in their pants.
I was going to take this hot chick at my work to dinner, but this stupid femanist who works with me told her behind my back that she shouldn't let me decide for her. Because of him no dinner.
Femanist by joe725 October 3, 2008
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femanist 

femanist is a dumbass

femanist 

a weird racist guy who rage quits in minecraft and says hes quitting but then comes back 4 days later
femanist raged after draining to vexoe, he drained to 800 elo then said a few racial slurs then announced that he was quitting, he came back the next day.

Schrödinger’s Feminist 

A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most…
A typical case of Schrödinger’s Feminist as the women were allowed the choice to flee Ukraine and the men were made to stay and fight against Russia.

twitter feminist 

A want-to-be feminist who just sits on her phone/computer all day and proclaims she's a feminist but never actually does anything in real life to change anything
Callie always complains, tweets and blogs about how women deserve equal rights, and how someone should change things, but she never does anything herself to help the cause because she's too lazy. Callie is a Twitter feminist.
twitter feminist by Nola37 February 1, 2015

Schrödinger’s Feminist 

Schrödinger’s Feminist are a specific type of feminist who have a double standard. Anything in society where men hold dominance is evidence of an oppressive tyrannical patriarchy and men should be demonized, meanwhile anywhere where women hold the upper ground (college education, etc) is proof women are superior and thus should be encouraged. Success of women is praised while decline of men is laughed at. Notable examples include Liza Mundy and Hanna Rosin, some may also include Elizabeth Badinter.
Friend 1: can you believe this article? It says that male dominance in engineering and computer science is a sign of discrimination while boys struggling in school is a sign of male incompetence.

Friend 2: That's how a Schrödinger’s Feminist talks, dude.

Schrödinger’s Feminist 

A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most…
It is a typical Schrödinger’s Feminist that women were allowed to flee Ukraine but men were forced to stay and fight against the Russian invaders.
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