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femanimal 

noun - A female who is assertive and aggressive in bed, but in a passionate rather than dirty or slutty sense.

adj. - When a woman is so good in bed that it's impossible to break up with her, because he knows no pussy will ever compare. A guy would sooner castrate himself than do something that would risk her breaking up with him.
1. Baby, I can't stop thinking about the way you drained my balls last night. You're a fucking femanimal.

2. Every guy who'd ever been with her was spoiled for all other women because of her femanimal abilities.

Dick: See that cougar over there, I bet she's a monster in the sack whether she's on top, bottom or taking it doggy style.
Harry: Yeah, she probably just got divorced and hasn't had an orgasm in like 10 years. That kind of deprivation can turn even the most unassuming woman into a femanimal.
femanimal by Rammin12Inches June 8, 2010
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Manish sandals worn by women; Often pink or sky blue to soften the fact that they are wearing ugly man sandals; usually involves Velcro straps of some sort.
she can hike much better in her new femandals.
Femandal by boseafus October 18, 2007
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Feminiman 

A feminine man.

I was walking at the Getty Center and noticed two feminine men enjoying each other's company.
He is quite the femeniman.
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Feminiman by Cubriel April 28, 2016

femimale 

A man who acts feminine.
Bob said, "CUTIE PANTS!" and was called a femimale by Bill, because of his girlish act.
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femacial hair 

Facial hair found on a woman. It can be very noticeable like a grand moustache or it may nearly invisible.
Guy 1: Have you talked to Jessica yet?
Guy 2: Hell no! Have you seen that femacial hair? It might bite me!
femacial hair by Rob0t Smasher September 30, 2013

franimal 

Friend, enemy or animal? Kinda like frenimies, but way worse. Embodied by the trickster god.
Coyote is such a franimal.
franimal by quakerz February 19, 2009
A fan of CrossFit Games competitor Patrick "Manimal" Barber. A person who recognizes and appreciates superior athletic ability. Fanimals support and appreciate Patrick's abilities, dedication, and sportsmanship.
I've been a Fanimal since before the first CrossFit Games.
Fanimal by Fanimal Dan August 27, 2009
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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