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a "fucking bellend"
could be defined as:
- A male having sexual intercourse.
- A derogatory term used predominantly in slang.
1.
Person 1: aye bruv init treys lyk sum next fellend
Person 2: yhh alie datt

2.
*hears sex noises from behind closed door*
Person 1: omg is jamie getting off with claire in there?!
Person 2: yeah i saw them flirting earlier
Person 1: Lucky fellend
fellend by educated_human May 22, 2010
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Felgendüse 

Was reimt sich auf Gemüse? Felgendüse.
Felgendüse by barid fang October 29, 2019

felendir 

The gay ass attitude that one has when your parents beat you and your friends don't actually like you.
"Nick, your dad is a fucking hitman, so stop being felendir."

"I don't want to come over, your dad scares the fuck out of me, so stop being felendir."
felendir by Toddenhammer January 15, 2009

felendificus 

a word describing a monkeys excitement when presented with a banana
the monkey was felendificus
felendificus by 9e0r9e May 25, 2009
n. a fat gay man with short (usually dyed blonde) hair who resembles a bloated Ellen DeGeneres.
1. Damn, look at Clay Aiken on that Spamalot billboard! He looks like a fellen.
2. Lay off the cosmos, boy, or you might wake up beside a fellen.
fellen by Angie D February 10, 2008
felled is when you fall in the woods and slide on your ass though the leaves
aw fuck man i went down to the river to get some water and i felled on my ass
felled by the giver of laughs August 19, 2021
A redneck who drinks too many shots and Busch lattes. He likes fishin and racin although he isn't good at either of them.
See that Felland over there with the 80s mullet?
Felland by 86your69 May 21, 2018
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