felize 

The most amazing beautiful soul you will ever experience. Extreme blissful happiness surround this being wherever she goes. There's none quite like her nor anyone that can bring the enjoyment and contentment achieved around her. Its like eating the perfect brownie while drinking a glass of milk cuddled up in your favorite blanket watching the best movie ever at the end of a long day where you got everything you wanted accomplished. Truly a friend to cherish and keep for life. She will know before you tell her and call you out on the real but keeps it fun and light without all the drama. You wont be able to replace her or upgrade from her. Truly she is a one of a kind and if she touched a life be prepared to help her ward ofc the ones from the past that did her wrong. They will forever regret losing her and probably stalk her forever bc they crave that beautiful feeling they get when around her. She is strong but delicate be prepared to rescue her from time to time and defend her as she does not like confrontation.

Felize is like a rose bush beautiful, leaves a distinct memory and fills your soul, however try and isolate those blooms and the thorns will get you.

felize by Juju777 March 31, 2020

Felizach

That annoying couple that does not vaccinate their children, believes in alternative medicine and essential oils. Not to be confused with absolute retards who are simultaneously wankers. These are the kind of people that truly beliefs that the sun shines out of their asshole. They view life as a half glass full, when they should be looking at the glass half empty because they did a liberal arts degree, or absolutely sucked academically. Not to worry, they will view it as half empty when they turn 40 and they loss their firstborn due to being unvaccinated and died of common flu.

Oh that couple is such a Felizach that makes me want to scoop my eyeballs out and Norwegian steam engine the wife with the husband watching.

Felizach by The Educators June 28, 2019

feline paralysis 

The inability to move or accomplish anything useful because the cat is lying in you lab purring/sleeping.

Him: Hon, could you grab me a beer from the fridge?
Her: Get it yourself!
Him: I can't. I've got feline paralysis.

feline paralysis by metasymantic February 6, 2009

Felise 

A strong girl with big dreams. A Felise is always happy and she loves to make other people happy. Her smile will brighten up the mood and she can turn that frown upside down. Big doe eyes and a button nose with cute ears suit her personality. She is very outgoing and sociable. She crushes on people like Tom Holland and Ikon who she knows that she would not have a chance upon. However, when she does crush on her friend, her friend crushes on her back. She loves to dance and although she is very tough and strong, she has a soft side in her heart too. She stands up for what is right and is very selfless. She doesn't mind being on the losing end as long as other people is happy -- and that's very saddening to see someone to bring themselves down for other people. However, she keeps a positive mindset and will always look to the bright side.

Person 1: Who's the girl? She is so caring.

Person 2: Haven't you heard? She is Felise and she's gonna be the next 'IT' girl.

Felise by tiaraaaaaaaaaisawesomeeee May 23, 2019

Felice 

The most awesome person ever! Felice's are cute and adorable. They can also be dorky. Love to cuddle and are great lovers. Felice's can be shy but when with a person they trust they can be very open and especially honest. Funny and witty, Felice's have the perfect combination for a boyfriend/girlfriend. Felice's are also VERY intelligent!

"Felice is so cute! I wish we could go out!"

Felice by Nya34567 November 27, 2012

feliz jueves

A Hispanic meme. This phrase is used when it is Thursday and you want to wish someone a happy day. comes from the anime 'Evangelion' when the nibber of Asuka says it.

- Hey, what day is today?
- Today is Thursday

-...
-...
both: FELIZ JUEVES

feliz jueves by A nibbabba January 30, 2020

Feline Scale

Based on a woman's age, this scale classifies women (who prey on younger men for their sexual appetite) as felines.

The scale is as follows:

Age 0-12: Housecat
Age 13-17: Bobcat
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion

Jessica Biel is a Lynx on the Feline Scale, but Heidi Klum, Demi Moore, Jane Seymour, and Dame Judi Dench are classified as Puma, Cougar, Jaguar, and Cheetah, respectively.

Feline Scale by Eightball Jedi January 13, 2009