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felatiate

The process of performing oral sex on a male.
If I could self-felatiate, I would never have the need for a girlfriend.
by JS--B June 27, 2005
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felatte

1. A latte with extra cream.

2. Felating someone after drinking an espresso.
1. One felatte grande please, I like the cream.

2. After I finish this espresso, I'll felatte you.
by almo89 August 27, 2011
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Flatwater Kayak

A suicidal sport based on racing tippy boats down flat water including, but not limited to, lakes and gorges. Most sprint athletes train through the winter without all that much clothing, layering what they do wear oddly in haste or desperation for warmth. Sprint kayakers are often considered to be rowers' slow cousin and whitewaters' wimpy sister, but in reality alot of pain and guts goes into the sport.

Most clubs share training grounds with rowers and have develloped an intense rivalry with them. Sprint kayakers have to remain fit not just for overall speed but also to fit in the thin boats. New kayakers frequently capsize, and to avoid this they might stear clear of using seats, which brings them lower to the water's surface and improves balance. Many boats use tall spikes to hold seats in place, and as many clubs are fairly poor many boats lack footboards (a board that kayakers use with steering and legdrive) so athletes occasionally have to deal with extreme discomfort. The sport is embaressing if you're caught in public in winter gear, or if you capsize during a regatta on a popular lake. This sport is not to be confused with recreational kayaking; recreational kayaks do well on rough waters while sprint boats are brutal in the wind.
1)
Brad: "Hey, Keith, check out that freaky chick with the layered spandex!"
Keith: "Haha, I hear she kayaks or something, who does that in the winter, she must be crazy!"
2)
Leslie: "Hey, kayaker! Having trouble keeping up with us shells?" (shells referring to rowing boats)
Andrea: "Hey, rower! Having trouble identifying that whale you're heading straight towards?"
3)
Oscar: "Yo, sprint is whitewater's gimped sis, man!"
Tory: "Oh yeah, I forgot that it's wimpy to risk hypothermia 6 months of the year while pulling 200 pounds with my arms and abs."
4)
Gregory: "God, it's sooooo cold out, and I have to walk home from the bus!"
Calvin: "Yeah, I have to go kayak until 7:00."
Gregory: "Serious, man? Are you crazy?"
Calvin: "Nah, just a wee bit suicidal."

FLATWATER KAYAK OWNS
by lolCKClol November 20, 2009
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A PRACTICA FELATIA

a avea vocea groasă, a cânta la flautul cu gușă / cu taragot, a fi guraliv(ă), a o lua în gură, a o lua la clarinet / la muie, a lua porcul la trântă, a o lua sus, a pupa înalt, a râde ca muta la înghețată, a sta la etaj, a o suge, a suge nasul la morți, a suge pixu’, a trage o clanță, a trece la ciocofon.
a practica felatia:
Baiatul : Sugi pixul!
Fata : Bine!
by mitza224 May 28, 2015
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flatmate's ear

The ability to pick out the important parts of a really boring speech and ignore everything else, avoiding being bored while not offending the person speaking.
'boring boring boring boring we're meeting at eight tonight boring boring boring boring.'
'ah, thank you flatmate's ear.'
'that reminds me of boring boring boring boring...'
by Andrew Doughty May 3, 2008
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flatmate

1. A femail friend with small or non-existant mammaries
2. A person who lives in the same flat as you.
1.
What do you think of Emma?
She's flatmate
2.
I'm going for a beer with my flatmates.
by Fraser Steen October 20, 2006
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fellaciate

by thehebb November 21, 2013
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