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felatte

1. A latte with extra cream.

2. Felating someone after drinking an espresso.
1. One felatte grande please, I like the cream.

2. After I finish this espresso, I'll felatte you.
by almo89 August 27, 2011
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Flatterfotze

A german word do describe a very loose vagina.
Alter, gestern Abend die hatte eine richtig krasse Flatterfotze
by Catch2425 June 12, 2019
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Dick Flattening

Dick Flattening refers to a type of cock and ball torture which involves flattening one's penis via placing it between two flat surfaces and applying pressure to it.
- Babe! It's 4pm, time for your dick flattening!
- Yes honey.
by dbgrd April 30, 2021
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flatter than your momma's chest

An insult used to describe how flat something is.
From the movie Smokey and the Bandit Part 3
(Examining the flat tire on their car)
Junior: It's flat Daddy.
Buford T Justice: Flatter than your momma's chest.
by Turkey Dump April 12, 2016
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flattery

Insincere praise to a person or topic in order to achieve something, usually to further one's own interests.
"Hey Linda, you hair is the best in the world!"
"Quit with the flattery, you won't get far by lying to people"
by SwagBit March 8, 2019
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Flatterment

A compliment that leaves one flattered.

Coined by "Glee" actor Chris Colfer via Tweet
Person 1: You look absolutely stunning.

Person 2: *blushes* Well, thank you for the flatterment
by dadiva1889 December 18, 2010
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2 weeks to flatten the curve

A lie perpetuated by the new world order to pacify the masses under the belief that the world was going to end to a deadly contagious virus. Hindsight shows us the SARS NCOV outbreak was actually a hoax that allowed big government power grab, and the greatest transfer of wealth to the elite class in history.
by ArmageddonFeast February 27, 2021
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