feggis 

feegmore

feeg more feggis ahuhuh

feggis by frogmush September 5, 2020

Fergism

A technique to create a joke made prominent by late-night talkshow host Craig Ferguson. The audience is led to believe that he is talking about a certian topic. The joke is delivered by Craig clarifying that he was, in fact, talking about something else.

Fergism 1 (confusing two topics): "The Eiffel Tower and Margaret Thatcher are very different, of course. One's had thousands of men climbing all over it since the 1800s, and the other one is the Eiffel Tower."

Fergism 2 (twisting the meaning of an expression or sentence): "My first guest tonight (...) is the first comedian to perform a solo show at the (Hollywood) Bowl, you know, doing comedy. I did a solo piece at the Bowl myself, but it was in the audience."

Fergism 3 (changing to a sex-related topic): "My first concern, of course, was for my staff, and by staff I mean penis."

Fergism by Darth Loynion January 13, 2013

fegging 

To beg for attention on Facebook.

A status usually goes something like....
"Why are men such bastards? Just me an my kids from now on..."

Normally followed up by comments such as "u ok hun?" "Can't talk about it on here bbes I'll inbox you"

Urgh have you seen Carol fegging for attention again....

fegging by Mi$$ D Meanor May 18, 2018

feggit

faggot in an accent, deragatory word for homosexual, not intended towards gays, but to dumb people

you're such a feggit

feggit by named pong April 10, 2005

feggs 

Fake or faux eggs. Eggs from a carton like "egg beaters" that have no cholesterol or fat.

My father's cholesterol is too high, so he can only have those fake eggs from a carton, you know feggs.

feggs by Spinspan August 24, 2009

faggis 

a homosexual scottish man

see my friend, willy is a faggis

faggis by bulumboshamanaka January 20, 2008

faggish 

its a term used to describe something gay. or if your kina acting like a fag you say this instead of fag.

you're acting faggish.

faggish by sarah February 23, 2005