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Figgis by Lora August 14, 2003
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classic figgis 

A Classic Figgis is where you wake up to your genitals being stuck in the zipper of a sleeping bag.
We went camping last week! Last day, Joe woke to a Classic Figgis and it was epic.
classic figgis by Fannybuster October 20, 2020
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Figgity Flip 

To do MDMA (ecstasy) and Cocaine at the same time. Usually the coke isn't done until the ecstasy has already taken effect since the effects of the coke kick in much quicker. Provides the user with a very upbeat, stimulated, and intense high. WARNING: this is a VERY strong drug combination and is very stressful on the heart and can be overwhelming to many. Do not attempt this unless you are already experienced in doing both ecstasy and cocaine on their own. You have been warned!

- Term originated at EDC Las Vegas 2015.
EXAMPLE 1:

Guy 1: "Damnnn look at that guys pupils, they're fucking huge and he's going HAM!"

Guy 2: "Yeah he must be figgity flipping right now! Hopefully he doesn't end up in the medical tent!"

EXAMPLE 2:

Girl 1: "I just had one of the best nights of my life last night even though I almost died!"
Girl 2: "Almost died?! what did you do?!"
Girl 1: "I figgity flipped! It's an amazing combo but god damn it's fucking intense!"
Figgity Flip by DM-13 July 7, 2015
a slang term created by Dre Breezo, this term can be used to show any emotion whether it be sadness, shock, etc.
All in all, Figgity basically means "Fuck".
Robert: Yo bro my dog died yesterday in a fire.
Malcolm: FIGGITY
Figgity by drebreezo February 19, 2022

Fighissuer 

A person that never achieves anything in life and has abnormally small feet and dick
I can't believe that guy wrecked my car, what a Fighissuer
Fighissuer by Manatee January 6, 2017
A peeled ginger root, shaped like a slender butt plug, inserted into the anus without lubrication of any kind. The ginger juices cause pain and extreme horniness. The person belonging to said anus become twitchy, jumpy and very lively. The effect lasts for about 20 minutes or more depending on the freshness and strength of the root. The root can also be applied directly to the clitoris or inserted into the urethra. Just be sure the sliver can be retrieved. Also, after peeling the ginger, wash your hands afterward because ginger juice in the eye just plain hurts like a mother fucker and is not fun or horny inducing in any way!

The word comes from the 18th century. Unscrupulous horse dealers would insert a peeled ginger root into the anus of a slow or half dead horse. The horse would become lively and hold its tail better. The spelling was feague, but over time became figging.
The bound submissive quivered in anticipation as her Master slowly peeled the finger of ginger that would be used to fig her.

Mistress Karen loved figging her slaves when they misbehaved. they writhed and begged so beautifully.
figging by Abby December 3, 2004

What The Figgity Fuck 

What you say when the classic "what the fuck" wont suffice, may also be abbreviated as WTFF for texters.
Man 1: Dude did you hear my brother got my mom pregnant?

Man 2: What The Figgity Fuck?!?
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

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