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I got so stressed about organising the dinner party but then found out she was a feggie
feggie by Betty Western November 5, 2015
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do a Fergie 

Definition: Pissing your pants. Wetting yourself. (During a 2005 performance with the Black Eyed Peas. Fergie explained that she was rushing to get onstage and had no time to visit the lavatory and pissed her pants).
Examples:

Jo: I cant find a toilet.
Jason: Just do a Fergie.

I was so drunk, I did a Fergie.

I couldn't find a toilet in time, so I did a Fergie.

I was in the pool and did a Fergie.

I was swimming in the ocean, so I did a Fergie.
do a Fergie by Thevos January 10, 2022

Fergie's Watch 

A timepiece that runs contrary to the laws of physics.
If your football team is winning after 90 minutes your watch actually runs faster than the referee's. The other teams coach hs a watch that runs slower. And the referee's runs like crap whether your winning or losing. This is Fergie's Watch.
Any fan of of the Texas A&M Aggies that loves Gloryholes and Sheep.
We thought Steve was cool, but he turned out to be an Faggie.
Faggie by UTRevenge January 7, 2014

DIrty Fergie "Office Style" 

Is when someone else left the shop bathroom in such a stench and mess, you go into the closed down office ladies room and drop a deuce in a toilet that's been turned off because of a broken pipe.
Worker 1: You went in the girls room up front? That's been closed for six months because of that broken pipe!

Worker 2: Well now their not using it for at least a year after I dropped that dirty fergie "office style" on them!

Foggiest 

Having no idea.
I haven't the foggiest.
Foggiest by Shunnen runnen May 19, 2016