Faggis is a variation of the food haggis, except this variation it is served in Scottish gay bars. What makes it different than regular haggis, is that it is served along with a pink umbrella.
*It is also accepted as a legitimate word in the popular game Scrabble.
A flamboyant hobbit who went on an epic journey with his partners Meriodoc, Fannyfuck, and Pippin Tookitintheass to destroy the evil ring around his anus.
"And thus Dildo Faggins was penetrated by the long, studded staff of Sodoman the White.