feffie

An old woman who can cook and is immortal

If you know a Feffie you can never starve

feffie by joehayes22403 January 25, 2017

feffie

A funky female

She is such a feffie.

feffie by jaybaybayxo October 20, 2008

Feffing 

To touch yourself or someone else in a way that could be deemed innapropriate sexually.

"Watch out for that Neil bloke he's a bit of a cock feffing rapist!"

"His hand were in his pockets and he was clearly feffing himself."

Feffing by Boneyemski September 30, 2009

Felfie 

A selfie of ones face

If the selfie of your but is called a belfie, shouldn't a selfie of your face be called a felfie and as always, thanks for watching - Michael from vsauce

Felfie by High_IQ_Idiot November 17, 2022

Felfie 

A family selfie - a photo taken of a family by one of the family members in the photo.

John, the youngest child, took a felfie of his entire family.

Felfie by JoJoDaYoYo May 31, 2014

feffed 

To be so utterly and totally wasted that it is impossible to converse properly using a keyboard or mobile phone.
Can also carry over into an inability to verbalise in a coherent way.

"Dave, what the hell were you posting last night - it didn't make any sense?"
"I was posting? Damn, I was so feffed."

feffed by Sokolsky August 1, 2007

Faffief

EO's most popular and least understood fad. Sublime's head meets his keyboard in an IRC chat and the result is the holy faffief.

I got it wrong? Faffief!

Faffief by monkey144 January 17, 2004