fectus

A nickname of someone who can be infectious with numerous diseases - contagious or not.

Look at that Fectus. How's Fectus today? The guy that sits in front of me is a Fectus.

by jokerbird May 4, 2004

Fetus Deletus

The second most powerful harry potter spell, see Beatus Meatus

GODDAMN IT HARRY STOP PERFORMING ABORTIONS AT SCHOOL
YOU CANT STOP ME FETUS DELETUS!

by Xx_SW3G_L33T_PL4Y3R_xX March 2, 2018

Troll Fetus

A troll Fetus is an absolute abomination of a creation. It can be a person, place, or thing

It looks like (and smells like) if all of Cleveland Ohio was combined into a single object and smelled like old man piss. Kind of like the whole Browns franchise come to think of it.

Guy 1: Bro that girl looked like a troll fetus!

Guy 2: Gah damn what is that foul abomination that is lumbering down the street!

by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023

fetus deletus

the wizarding world's preferred way of abortion

"Harry, about last night.... i'm pregnant"
"fetus deletus"

by PobodyisNerfect July 10, 2014

Festus

A very romantic guy that'll give you the best in life.
He is sweet and caring
Sometimes egoistic
Festus usually has lots of girls swarming around him, but he has a distinct taste in women

Who's that perfect guy, oh! That's Festus

by Princekodaf February 7, 2019

Jar of Aborted Fetuses

A “one size fits all” insult that you can call anyone when they are being a total J. A standard insult. Typically paired with jaboris or jabrone.

Nick: “dude your girlfriend is so hot! AirDrop me her nudes!”

Cody: “Nick you fucking jar of aborted fetuses, this is why your dad left to get milk and never came back!”

by Shr6k9ine October 21, 2019

Fire fetus

This is a military troop who has an inappropriate, severe anxiety reaction under fire and goes into a fetal position!

Digby get more ammo, sorry sarge, he is a fire fetus again!

by I, Wreckerrr January 18, 2021