fecaphile 

Worshippers of shit. all over their bodies. as a sexual turn-on. thats it.

As Shingo buried his face into the toilet, after he had just pitched a loaf, his friend called him a fecaphile for loving his Hersheys dragon.

fecaphile by Shingo Dobkin December 13, 2006

Fedophile 

Any federal government agency, department, organization, council, association, or representative thereof who pries into a person's private business or otherwise molests him.

Taxpayer: "The fuckin fedophiles at the IRS are jail raping me for 1500 dollars this year!"

Traveler: "The fedophiles at the boarder gate said I couldn't travel without a passport."

College Student: "The fedophiles in Congress need to understand they are never going to stop people from sparking the owl (lighting a joint)"

Fedophile by jj1221 February 20, 2010

fecalphiliac 

A person who has a sexual drive toward excrement especially diahrea.

"John loves it when women release their bowels all over his face, he must be a fecalphiliac!"
"I wish I wasn't such a fecalphiliac, sex gets so messy when laurence unleashes his diahrea all over me."
"Martha sure did love it when I squezzed my rectal muffins all over her stinky body, goodness it's hot to be a fecalphiliac!"

fecalphiliac by Dr. Roger M. Kuew March 24, 2009

Fecalphiliac-Fuck 

A tall, white, pasty mother-fucker who enjoys dropping a huge deuce in the toilet, taking a picture of it on his cameraphone, and sending it via text message to his normal, unsuspecting friends.

Normal Kid #1: "You won't believe what John did! He sent me a picture of his
doo doo butter!"
Normal Kid #2: "Yeah he is a sick fecalphiliac-fuck!"

John: "I'm tall and pasty and like dropping shits and then eating it or rubbing it
on my bleached asshole."

Fecalphiliac-Fuck by YJGenesee March 19, 2008

fedophile 

A TSA agent sworn to serve and protect the flying public by molesting children.

Those TSA fedophiles want the right to unionize.

AFL-CIO?

No, NAMBLA.

fedophile by nrbrkr December 4, 2010

FECALPHIED 

The grand master of shit..

When u are no longer a virgin to the great world of shit..

Odie is the most fecalphied man i know..

(Odie sermen) Teachings and Preachings enlightening poor flocks of onlookers to the art of expelling human excrement

This year at work i fecalphied my ass!!!! Arent you jealous go git you some

FECALPHIED by ODIES GUNTING December 13, 2009

felophile

A person who gets a bit too cosy with cats

Get your hands off my cat! This felophile behavior is unacceptable here.

felophile by noman the 3rd December 1, 2010