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fecan

A person who uses their smartphone to surf the net or watch YouTube while using a public restroom.
That guy is a fecan; I hope he washed his hands and his smartphone after taking a dump.
by Renov8tion April 7, 2015
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Fecalangelo

Dude tattooed the bowl with the Chili Shits. This guy is truly a Fecalangelo!
by will bitten July 22, 2017
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male bovine fecal material

A clean technical way of sayingy "bullshit" when in mixed company.
He told the press that he only wanted the crowd to march to the Capital, not takeover the Capital, by revolting. Yeah right! That sounds like his usual "male bovine fecal material"! He's full of it!
by talk2me-JCH2 January 12, 2021
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Fecalith

1. literally a poop stone
2. the best nickname for any douche nozzle in your life
Dude, John is SUCH a fecalith!
by unicornsarereal143 May 24, 2014
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Fecal Carbonation

The feeling caused by holding in a fart, that results in the poop being carbonated with the unpassed gas. The resulting poop is bubbly and airy, and often painful to excrete.
Man, I've been holding in so many farts that I'm getting fecal carbonation!

My asshole just got torn apart by my shit's fecal carbonation.
by theaman97 November 25, 2013
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Feanian

A Man that is obsessed and addicted to always looking good and clean. The word stems from the Personal Care products made by Fean and Company. Fean is popular for making the best grooming and skin care products.
1. Jack is such a Feanian, it takes him two hours to get ready for the night... What a Feaner!

2. You can tell he’s a Feanian… he pulls all the ladies.
by Anthony-JackBlack January 13, 2010
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fecal harrassment

When the office crowd are out having their two hour lunch, a big fat slob from shipping and receiving will take a commode shattering crap in the woman's room. It is a big no-no to take a stinky shit where the restroom is carpeted. Therefore, it is hilarious when the Human Resources Manager gags every day when she walks in there.
"I can't believe Jerome. He is going to get in trouble for fecal harrassment some day."
by Running out of patience March 7, 2008
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