A Noldorin elf from Tolkien's epic novel, The Silmarillion. Fëanor was accounted the greatest of his people and created the Silmarils, gems of holy light, which were stolen by the dark lord Melkor. Naming him Morgoth, the Black Foe of the World, Fëanor vowed to recover the gems, and with his seven sons swore a terrible and blasphemous oath.
Fëanor, son of Finwë and Miriel, was the most glorious of the Noldor. He crafted the three Silmarils which would never be replicated due to the immense skill and mastery it took. Without him the Silmarillion would be 90% less interesting.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*