Fecalfeliac 

someone who's obsessed with "mooky stinks"!

Kyle!!!, There is no such thing as Mr Hankey, you Fecalfeliac!

Fecalfeliac by tatomuck1 February 19, 2009

Fecalfeliac 

1. One who is obsessed with feces.

2. Person who uses feces as an aid for copulation.

And her boyfriend took a giant dump on her chest. Her being a fecalfeliac got very excited.

Fecalfeliac by Dumpman July 9, 2003

Fecalfeliac 

This word does not exist. The correct word is coprophiliac.

Mozart was a coprophiliac.

Fecalfeliac by Dick Jaws January 9, 2004

fecalpheliac 

Anyone who is obsessed with everything pertaining to poop.

Someone who's life revolves around poop: smelling it, eating it, touching it, rubbing it on themselves, talking about it, slipping it into conversation occasionally to get a laugh but secretly salivating over the idea of it.

Did you her John make that joke about poop. He must be a fecalpheliac.

fecalpheliac by Timothy July 8, 2004

paleo-fecalpheliac 

someone who is straight up into Dino poo. the paleo-fecalpheliac fantasizes about dinosaurs and various other prehistoric creatures dropping a load of prehistoric feces directly onto their face, chest, and body. the paleo-fecalpheliac is different from your standard fecalpheliac in that, rather than scoping out the scene above ground, they must venture deep below the earths surface for the feces they desire. paleontology is a common career path of the paleo-fecalpheliac, where they and their peers can be known to spend entire lifetimes uncovering the sweet poo that lay dormant deep in the soil of our plant Earth. paleo-fecalpheliacs' interest in prehistoric feces is harmless to the average homosapien because the feces of the living is too fresh, soft, potent, and recent to be considered of any value to the paleo-fecalpheliac.

paleontologist1: "these bones are incredible, but this poo... mmmmmm."
paleontologist2: "haha looks like someone is a closet paleo-fecalpheliac"
paleontologist1: "shuttt up!!!"
paleontologist2" "ohh chill out, we're all here for the poo, don't worry ;)"

paleo-fecalpheliac by dinopoo4ever December 3, 2013

Fecalpheliac 

Someone who enjoys playing with the product of the stinky hole. (i.e 2nd exit, poop chute)

"Jane didn't know her brother was a fecal fecalpheliac until she found him in the bathroom painting the walls with a fresh turd"

Fecalpheliac by Hernando Kinky Underwear Salesman October 24, 2003

fecalpheliac 

Compulsion for fiddling with or otherwise excitedly manipulating human excrement, usually for sexual arousal

Only his brown stained fingernails gave any indication that he was a closet fecalpheliac

fecalpheliac by jdt November 13, 2003