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feaux by Semiwhatsit October 28, 2006
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feaux 'mo' fashion show
Faux = false or fake. 'mo' is short for "homo(sexual)". Therefore "feaux 'mo' fashion show" means a man wearing clothes that might cause him to appear gay, even though he is not. Such as when a man accidentally (or purposely, for lack of clean clothes) wears an item of his wife's or girlfriend's clothing, not something as overtly feminine as a dress, but, say, some women's jeans, or a shirt that almost, but not quite, looks like a man's shirt.
THOMPSON: Look at the "feaux 'mo' fashion show". It looks like Jeff is accidentally wearing Sarah's CHIC jeans again!
feaux 'mo' fashion show by Jeff Goven January 22, 2007
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Feaux Po
-noun Foe-Poe- referring to members of a privately run security detail. Don't let their sirens or spots light fool you. These people are not police, they just think they are.
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- How Edgar Allen Poe's runaway slave mistress addressed love letters to him.
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- How Edgar Allen Poe's runaway slave mistress addressed love letters to him.
"Holy shit dude, here comes a cop. No wait nevermind its just a feaux po...pass that bowl over, dude"
Feaux Po by Duude_its_Folger December 2, 2009
Feaux-Woah-oh bidet
When you're ruling the kingdom of the porcelain peasants and the unruly s.o.b.s launch and land a well timed, perfect counterstrike upon the Royal Starfish ..
Sorry I screamed and woke everyone up last night, as soon as my stink bomb left the turd cutter I was caught off guard by the bidet...
Whoa.... oh!!. We don't have a bidet...
Not the Feaux-Woah-oh bidet!!!!
Whoa.... oh!!. We don't have a bidet...
Not the Feaux-Woah-oh bidet!!!!
Feaux-Woah-oh bidet by xXShadowNantoXx July 5, 2026
Faux Single
Relationship status for a person who represents themselves as being Single on a social media platform, but in reality is too chickenshit to admit to being in a long-term domestic relationship / long-term open marriage... due to severely restricted dating opportunities and 'uncool' social stigma.
Faux Single by Cirucla7 October 27, 2018
Faux Defecation
When one sits on the john for some amount of time before realizing they cannot release their fecal matter. The cause is sometimes constipation. However this is not always the case; the cause may be unknown. It is not uncommon for one to release gas during this period of time. Time elapsed before the epiphany varies greatly, experts suggest times from 1 minute all the way to a rare case in Japan in which the subject took over 27 hours (exact time is unknown). The mean is 11 minutes. The standard deviation, or σ, is approximately 7 minutes. Time does vary between species and sex.
(Whilst watching a football game)
John: Brb, I gotta take a dump. *10 minutes later*
Henry: Dude wtf are you doing? You just missed Janet Jackson's boob!
John: Damn I can't shit!
Henry: Oh man, you must have a case of Faux Defecation
John: Brb, I gotta take a dump. *10 minutes later*
Henry: Dude wtf are you doing? You just missed Janet Jackson's boob!
John: Damn I can't shit!
Henry: Oh man, you must have a case of Faux Defecation
Faux Defecation by gingyman January 9, 2010
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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