Definitions by xXShadowNantoXx

Porcelain Pressure Washer

The splash of water that invades your unsuspecting, often freshly gaped sphincter, as soon as the Titanic. breaks in half and takes the plunge.

I came in sliding hard to first, drifted right passed second, planted my cheeks on third, plopped a turd and wet the spurd.... Drats, although better than the shats... The porcelain pressure washer strikes again!!!

Porcelain Pressure Washer by xXShadowNantoXx July 5, 2026

Feaux-Woah-oh bidet

When you're ruling the kingdom of the porcelain peasants and the unruly s.o.b.s launch and land a well timed, perfect counterstrike upon the Royal Starfish ..

Sorry I screamed and woke everyone up last night, as soon as my stink bomb left the turd cutter I was caught off guard by the bidet...

Whoa.... oh!!. We don't have a bidet...

Not the Feaux-Woah-oh bidet!!!!

Feaux-Woah-oh bidet by xXShadowNantoXx July 5, 2026

Plasceudo

A combination of two words, placebo and pseudo meaning Something that has an effect but may or may not be backed by scientificity..

I told this chick once while we were "pnp"-ing that if she swallowed, it would be like she took another hit.. it must've had a plasceudo effect because she was up for two more days!!!

You're Welcome fellas!

Plasceudo by xXShadowNantoXx January 15, 2026

Peek-a-Poo/p 

During anal intercourse, whilst attempting to bury your member to the hilt, upon encountering the locals, you retreat slightly, making an effort to avoid contact again but may or may not be successful.

Last night, the wife and I were prone boning and I wound up playing Peek-a-Poo/p just before reaching the bottom...

Peek-a-Poo/p by xXShadowNantoXx May 2, 2023