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came out of porcupine vagina, jerk-oholic, like to dance like a shawty, la cucaracha, photoshop master, sexy caramel, tweezy, parasite
Featus, where are you Featus?

The Featus Jerk today on top of CLA building.

Im going to cut the tube featus?

Featus is a parasite
by onesadpandabear February 04, 2010
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