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came out of porcupine vagina, jerk-oholic, like to dance like a shawty, la cucaracha, photoshop master, sexy caramel, tweezy, parasite
Featus, where are you Featus?

The Featus Jerk today on top of CLA building.

Im going to cut the tube featus?

Featus is a parasite
by onesadpandabear February 04, 2010
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Aug 4 Word of the Day
Man's greatest invention, brain bleach removes bad memories and general DO NOT WANT moments. Every household should have a few gallons.
1: Dude, I just walked in on my parents.
2: Have some Brain Bleach!
by Andikun November 06, 2007
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