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flaccinatting 

when an event so fascinating occurs, the penis goes limp.
that new James Bond movie was good, but i like the old sean connery ones, he's flaccinatting
flaccinatting by Flaccid fool August 30, 2010

flaccinate 

The fascination of the girth, length, or weight to strength ratio and/or lack thereof regarding another man's genitalia.
Karl, I am flaccinated at the sheer size of your penis.

flaccinating 

Something that is seen as foreplay is occurring on the opposite partner's body or revealed about their character that is so repulsive it instantly causes the penis to become flaccid. Although at the time of discovery is so fascinating that it is nearly impossible to look away or focus elsewhere.
Brenda took her bra off and underneath were nipples shaped like furry stop signs, it was flaccinating.

We were just about to have sex when Donna asked if we could bring a donkey into the picture, now that flaccinated me.

I was blind sighted and flaccinated when Kaili took her panties off and a 2 foot afro bush popped into the air.
flaccinating by rg bloque July 31, 2011
Under cover cop
Yo I don't trust that nigga, he look like a fetuccini
fetuccini by AC October 1, 2003

Fetacipatinus 

Sticking tha feet up the boys anal hole unless he screams.
I gave my sexy boyfriend a fetacipatinus for four staright hours.
Fetacipatinus by Emma and Katie March 19, 2005

flaccinating 

An action, situation or context that is so pathetic that it can cause Ron Jeremy to lose a rock hard boner. Not fascinating at all...
"I really love it when my boyfriend holds my hand."

That is so flaccinating!
flaccinating by nastyn8dick September 9, 2010