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A new unofficial sexuality that means the following:
'fuck knows what my sexuality is i just exist leave me alone'

Used usually when you really don't know your sexuality and want something more interesting than 'questioning'
Mortal 1: "Hey everyone has been saying their sexuality! What's yours?"
Mortal 2: "Oh im staright!"
Staright by Grammarlywithlife November 12, 2020
Are you Staright?
Staright by sliittnkp March 7, 2009

Straightforward shooting weekend 

A party, involving alcohol, drugs and women. Some of whom may be under age.
Oh man, we had such a blast on Saturday! Virginia came over with her cute friends and we all got totally bombed! It was a straightforward shooting weekend!

copenhagen straight 

Only the most round-house kicking, terrorist killing, freedom-loving dip there is. Made from all-natural American tobacco with a flavor that tastes like liberty.
Friend: "Got a lip of Skoal Cherry I can throw in?"

"Do you want to burn an American flag too you pussy? I dip Copenhagen Straight!"
copenhagen straight by DipShpit December 29, 2014

pissing straight mustard 

When you’re extremely dehydrated and your pee is a dark yellow
Bruhhh I got pretty crunk last night and now I’m pissing straight mustard