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Fanny Mist 

V, Fanny Mist is when a woman doesn't wash her vag for days on end & it's so bad down there she develpos fanny mist. Fanny mist can be toxic to breath in as fumes can lead to choking. To prevent fanny mist all a woman has to do is wash her vag.
Adam was about to start eating Jackie out when he was struck by her fanny mist & taken aback by the fumes he says "Jackie you have fanny mist i think you need a shower"
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fanny fingering formula 

Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.

The calculation:

Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has

Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers

Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation

For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes
I wonder how big her pussy is? Simple just use the fanny fingering formula
The fanyao noodle is a magic noodle cooked once a year under the full moon. Sprinkled with meth and pepper, the fanyao noodles are very addictive. Served to the people of Anime Simos island, they adore it like its drugs. Any leftover noodles are dumped into the sea for the sad weeb fish to eat. Fanyao noodles are very spicy and taste like raw depression. About 5 people die each year from the fanyao noode.
"I don't smoke crack, I eat fanyao noodles."
Fanyao by sad_cat January 31, 2022

Fannybaws 

The name of the greatest pirate who ever sailed the seas. He was born in Scotland and killed the mighty terrorsquid, furthermore he defeated the Vikings in war.
Fannybaws, he's a fearsome pirate
Fannybaws, he's the scourge of the seas
Fannybaws, with the black flag flying
Fannybaws by java42 May 14, 2020

Fannycake 

Fannycake is an expression describing someone who is behaving or acting in a silly manner or is just generally a silly person but you still love them despite of that.
Person 1: She is so silly getting with the wrong guy, still a lovely girl though.
Person 2: Yeah, what a fannycake!
Fannycake by fannycake34 October 2, 2012
An amazing girl who doesn’t know how beautiful she is. A Fanya is sporty, girly, adventurous, spontaneous, confidant, and funny. You will want to have a Fanya as your friend because she always keeps you on your toes and makes you laugh.
That girl Isabelle is such a Fanya, she is the best!
Fanya by jujjjjjk December 22, 2017