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Fanyao

The fanyao noodle is a magic noodle cooked once a year under the full moon. Sprinkled with meth and pepper, the fanyao noodles are very addictive. Served to the people of Anime Simos island, they adore it like its drugs. Any leftover noodles are dumped into the sea for the sad weeb fish to eat. Fanyao noodles are very spicy and taste like raw depression. About 5 people die each year from the fanyao noode.
"I don't smoke crack, I eat fanyao noodles."
by sad_cat January 31, 2022
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Fanyao

The fanyao noodle is a magic noodle cooked once a year under the full moon. Sprinkled with meth and pepper, the fanyao noodles are very addictive. Served to the people of Anime Simos island, they adore it like its drugs. Any leftover noodles are dumped into the sea for the sad weeb fish to eat. Fanyao noodles are very spicy and taste like raw depression. About 5 people die each year from the fanyao noode.
"I don't smoke crack, I eat Fanyao noodles!")
by sad_cat January 31, 2022
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