fauxtina

A person of Latin American decent who speaks little to no Spanish or has lost most or all connection with their culture.

Man, she's such a fauxtina! Valeria would rather be called Valerie.

fauxtina by Chad & Susan December 20, 2008

Faustina 

An extremely beautiful girl who is liked by many people, very smart and caring, athletic and surprising at everything she does. She can make anybody laugh and loves to smile. She is not like any other, she's amazing. She has friends that are incredible. She's so much fun and likes to take risks. She's a girl that laughs. And laughs..and laughs. A Faustina is when somebody is always doing something that you never expect or that is random, you just can't help but to laugh too.

Wow! She MUST be a Faustina!! She's just so incredible and amazing!!

Faustina by stefano nico October 21, 2014

faustina 

An amazing and weird girl with a great sense of humor. She's beautiful and you can't not agree with it.

You're so lucky to be a Faustina!

faustina by Jesse Walsh September 14, 2013

Faustina 

An incredibly beautiful girl who may act awkward but has a great personality once you get to meet her. She also has a great sense of fashion and always knows what to get. She's shy, and that's what makes her so stunning and noticeable. Make a quick move and be there for her. In addition she's very smart and can easily fuck you over when it comes to a test.

Faustina is just too cute c:

Faustina by Walkway December 28, 2014

Fauxcinating 

Falsely fascinating or interesting. To fake fascination or interest in something.

So I went on this date and all he could do was talk about himself. He was so self-centered that he couldn't pick-up on the fact I was fauxcinating the whole time.
After listening to their story for 20 minutes about how great their trip to Fuddruckers was, I told them their story was so fauxcinating.

Fauxcinating by illinfox October 14, 2010

fauxgina

Synonymous with fleshlight. Shaped like a flashlight, but you have sex with it. Made for male masturbation.

My girlfriend wasn't putting out so I went to the sex toy shop and bought a fauxgina.

fauxgina by Joules1111 December 26, 2008

Faustina 

A rare combination of heavy-duty intellect and everyday naivete that belies the meaning ("fortunate") of this arcane name and connotes the inexplicably lucky streak required for such an individual to survive life's challenges

It's a Faustina-ic situation

She's such a Faustina!

It's an example of Faustinicity.

It was a hairy situation, but I managed to do a Faustina!

Faustina-pitous coincidence

Faustina by Freia February 8, 2010