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Fauxting 

Faking a text when you're alone, when in reality, you have no one to text. Fauxting is mostly done by teenagers when they are in the presence of other teenagers they dont know.
Boy 1: Dude, I heard your ex was at that party last night, what happened?
Boy 2: Ahh I didnt talk to her. I just was fauxting until she left.
Boy 1: Smart move, you probably looked so cool.
Fauxting by HannahHorton December 22, 2008
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faunting 

(Fornt-ing) To faunt, is to bite your checks and try and smile, resulting in what is uncommonly know as faunting.

Faunting is a way of expressing a feeling of anger or silliness depending on the situation and atmosphere.
Jeremy was frustrated because he failed his school exam so he faunted at the teacher.

Michael tried faunting all night long but his sister, Jane, could faunt a lot better.
faunting by Sir Faunts-a-lot October 15, 2008
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1. More vulgar, ultimately better variant of the term "sexting".

2. Variant for the lame-ass word for sending nude pics via text message, which the media seems to think is so damn clever and catchy.

TGB: Haha, Chris just got busted for fuxting.

CH: Yeah, I heard he was sending pics of his girlfriend to all his buddies.

Someone: Wait, isn't that called "sexting"?

TGB: No. Shut up.
fuxting by Thunder God Ben April 17, 2009
Fax machines are just for faxting!
Faxting by asdfqwertasdf December 31, 2014

Fauxing out 

The act of faux going out with a girl or boy. A situation where they believe you are in a monogamous relationship but your action, when not with them, do not reflect this fact.
Oh my dayz that bad boy Egor is fauxing out with three girls, he is meeting one of their parents tonight but he is going to come out on the pull with us after.
Fauxing out by For richer or pau-rer December 14, 2010

Fauxlingual 

Using Google or other web based tools to translate English into another language with the hopes of being perceived as multilingual.
Did you see his Facebook comment with the Croatian birthday greeting? It was obviously translated online, he is so fauxlingual.

Fauxlingual by Rilesworth9000 April 10, 2009

Fauxking 

A play on the word fucking, but used in a situation where you wouldnt be able to say fucking.

May also be used to describe mach fucking, or dirty dancing.
Teacher: class is it ok to fauxk your cousin?

Class: WTF?!?

Bill: Where's Ted?
Jim: I think he's fauxking that skank on the dance floor.
Fauxking by I got you back June 29, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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