Fauxtivated 

When you lack the energy or motivation to accomplish said task.

Similar to "fake it til you make it"

Dude 1- "I'm impressed how well your handling your break up bud!"
Dude 2- "I just gotta stay fauxtivated and everything will fall into place."

Fauxtivated by Valhallagram January 7, 2017

fauxtivational speaker 

1. A person who writes, posts, or otherwise speaks stupid cliches in order to assist someone with their personal short comings.
2. Someone who is as fake as they come, who tries to evoke motivation.

Bob: Hey my girl just broke up with me.

Mr Helpful: Don't worry bro there are plenty of fish in the sea. If you love someone set them free, if they come back they're yours to keep. You cant count all your eggs before they hatch. It will happen when you least expect it.

Bob: Thanks but I don't need another fauxtivational speaker man.

fauxtivational speaker by Ryan2her December 5, 2013

fauxtivation 

Pronounced FOE-ti-va-tion.

Faking motivation to get through a mundane and otherwise lame workday or task.

It's taking all the fauxtivation I can muster to finish these TPS reports.

fauxtivation by velvet_101 July 23, 2010

frustivated 

The emotional state one achieves when you frustrate yourself to the point of motivation.

"I got so tired of being out of shape that I frustivated myself into a smaller pants size"

frustivated by René Moffatt April 7, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008