fauxpulence 

Fake opulence. Referring to shoddy , inferior architecture, interior design in an feeble attempt to recreate a classic palatial esthetic. Often practiced by nouveau riche, and Russian oligarchs.

eg. The entire Vegas strip is an exercise in "fauxpulence".

fauxpulence by Boweevil February 12, 2022

Fauxdolences 

False condolences; condolences offered by one swept away by others offering condolences without truly knowing the tragedy; condolences offered in ridicule.

"My condolences on the loss of your cupcake"
"Shut up with your fauxdolences, you ate it!"

"Fauxdolences on your loss of the Peterman account. I understand you fell asleep during the meeting?"
"Yeah, I was up all night Kirlinbooking."
"Tough break, now I get a go at it."

Fauxdolences by ericasisland February 18, 2013

Fappulence 

When a man is bored like they so often are on a day off and the wife or girlfriend is at work and he is alone with the computer and millions of porn sites. The man will masturbate not once or twice but maybe 18 or 18 times in an 8 or 10 hour span to the point where he can't ejaculate any further and possibly results in blisters.

Man "Dude can I come over and play xbox?"

Dude 'Sure, why?'

Man "I had a day off work and the wifey wants to get cozy and cuddly but I got fappulence! She'll know somethings up!"

Dude 'Oh shit son! Come over then.'

Fappulence by IKON of WAR February 6, 2009

fappulence 

the stench one gets when you over indulge yourself in self pleasure.

That dudes been watching a lot of porn you can smell his fappulence from across the room

fappulence by gagggs February 6, 2009

Fauxpulent

Fauxpulent (adj.) "FAH-PYOO-LENT"
1. Displaying the appearance of wealth or luxury while lacking the financial means to sustain it: lavish on the surface but not in substance.

2. Fauxpulently (adv.)
In a manner that projects false opulence.

3. (state/quality n.)
Fauxpulence
The condition or quality of appearing opulent or flashy while lacking real wealth.

4. Fauxpulentist

Someone who projects false wealth out of habit or compulsion.

5. Fauxpulate (v.)
To make something appear more luxurious or special than it really is.

6. Fauxpulating (g.)
The action of doing this.

(Adjective)
"His life looked glamorous, but it was all rented cars and rented suits - totally fauxpulent."

(Noun)
"The party was an exercise in fauxpulence."

(adverb)
“They lived fauxpulently on borrowed money.”

(State/quality)
“The décor had an air of fauxpulence.”

“The event was full of suck-ups and fauxpulentists.”

(Verb)
“They fauxpulated their modest apartment with glittery paint, a rug, and LED lighting.”

(Gerund)
“Their entire brand is built on fauxpulating a lifestyle.”

Fauxpulent by ARandomPersonReading November 19, 2025