Fappulence

When a man is bored like they so often are on a day off and the wife or girlfriend is at work and he is alone with the computer and millions of porn sites. The man will masturbate not once or twice but maybe 18 or 18 times in an 8 or 10 hour span to the point where he can't ejaculate any further and possibly results in blisters.

Man "Dude can I come over and play xbox?"

Dude 'Sure, why?'

Man "I had a day off work and the wifey wants to get cozy and cuddly but I got fappulence! She'll know somethings up!"

Dude 'Oh shit son! Come over then.'

by IKON of WAR February 6, 2009

fappulence

the stench one gets when you over indulge yourself in self pleasure.

That dudes been watching a lot of porn you can smell his fappulence from across the room

by gagggs February 6, 2009

fatulence

Man's natural bias of blaming a fart on the fattest person in the room...

As long as society continues to indulge in FATULENCE, Porky Patty will always be blamed for Skinny Sally's butt puffs.

by Textacle May 16, 2008

fopulence

The style and/or trappings of the über-metrosexual or modern fop. 'Fopulence' includes designer clothing, skin and hair care products, 20+ pair of shoes (preferably Gucci or Prada), a gourmet kitchen, and the generally refined taste that vastly prefers Kristen Bell's fine High Caucasian ass to Kim Kardashian's ghastly ghetto monstrosity.

Bradley appeared fashionably late for the wine-tasting, as always perfectly groomed and exuding elegant fopulence

by Mo Dixley September 18, 2011

flaptulence

A pussy fart.

From Flatulence:
- The invisible stink cloud

And flap:
- From the lips that should not speak

My mum has flaptulence.

by Ross1981 August 12, 2006

Flapulence

Another name for a Moist Flapper. A nasty, wet sounding fart that creates a noticeable flapping sound made by one's anal sphincter when releasing flatulence aka gas. The flapping sound is most often, but not always, caused by the presence of wet gas or loose stool or from the occurrence of a shart. Sometimes, the flap is simply caused by the sheer force of the gaseous expulsion.

Feeling a little irregularity in his digestive system, Carl found himself rushing from his sales meeting to relieve himself of his explosive Flapulence in the executive washroom. After release, he gave himself a quick courtesy wipe just make sure he didn't get any Moose Jelly or skid marks in his grunders.

by Eaton Holgoode September 19, 2015

Fartulence

Having high flatulence during sex. In other words, farting ridiculously and incessantly while making love to your partner.

Justin: How was your date ?

Jeremy: I had immense fartulence while I was having sex with Alexie, I'm so embarrassed.

by Kelly Cutrone July 15, 2010