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Fauxpulent

Fauxpulent (adj.) "FAH-PYOO-LENT"
1. Displaying the appearance of wealth or luxury while lacking the financial means to sustain it: lavish on the surface but not in substance.

2. Fauxpulently (adv.)
In a manner that projects false opulence.

3. (state/quality n.)
Fauxpulence
The condition or quality of appearing opulent or flashy while lacking real wealth.

4. Fauxpulentist

Someone who projects false wealth out of habit or compulsion.

5. Fauxpulate (v.)
To make something appear more luxurious or special than it really is.

6. Fauxpulating (g.)
The action of doing this.
(Adjective)
"His life looked glamorous, but it was all rented cars and rented suits - totally fauxpulent."

(Noun)
"The party was an exercise in fauxpulence."

(adverb)
“They lived fauxpulently on borrowed money.”

(State/quality)
“The décor had an air of fauxpulence.”

The event was full of suck-ups and fauxpulentists.”

(Verb)
“They fauxpulated their modest apartment with glittery paint, a rug, and LED lighting.”

(Gerund)
“Their entire brand is built on fauxpulating a lifestyle.”
Fauxpulent by ARandomPersonReading November 19, 2025

Wicked smaht 

A smart person from Boston or someone from Boston saying someone is smart with a Boston accent.
Wow, they are wicked smaht!"

I love little girls 

a line from Oingo Boingo’s controversial song “Little girls” singing about pedophilia in Hollywood. Also something you could get arrested for if you sing it to yourself
Person: “I-I-I-I love little girls, they make me feel so good!”

Person 2: *calls FBI*