fauxlite 

fō'līt adj.

Fake politeness, usually displayed in public settings. People who are fauxlite are perceived to be very sweet and innocent by their casual friends, but can be devious, manipulative and mean. A fauxlite person's true colors only shine through by accident, or are demonstrated to those in their circle of trust -- a.k.a. their family. Also, those who see through this facade are coldly received by the fauxliter. **Friends rarely, if ever, believe that a fauxliter could ever be anything but nice and kind.**

Fauxliters are often martyrs who decline any offer of help/assistance (so as not to impose), laugh really loud and overzealously at jokes, buy/make random gifts, and say yes to almost anything their friends ask of them.

Michelle: My mom is such a jerk. She called me a thief and a liar and was yelling at me on the phone today.

Gary: No way! Your mom is SO nice! She baked me a cake for no reason. She would never say those things!

Michelle: Oh please! She is so fauxlite it makes me want to vomit. You just don't see it because you're not related to her.

fauxlite by dinosaur lunchbox September 24, 2009

Fauxlice 

Security guards or other fake police who believe that they actually have some power over you. Despite the fact that they only have a fucking squirt gun and a tazer instead of a magnum and a badge.

Dude 1: "I dunno if we should go over there man, that guard looks pretty big"

Dude 2: "Man, Fuck tha Fauxlice, that bitch is a badge and 2 balls short of scaring me!"

Fauxlice by Coombop October 19, 2008

fauxlice car 

a car that looks like a police car but driven by a civilian

when you park in the fire lane at the wal-mart you should drive your fauxlice car

fauxlice car by pokeyz123 August 4, 2014

fauxlice 

A security guard or rent-a-cop.

The fauxlice were guarding the door.

fauxlice by shifterz August 18, 2008

Fauxlitarian 

Someone who pretends to be working class, despite owning their own house, having attended a private school or having a middle class job. A broader version of Mockney.

A:Piers told me that he was proud to be a working class hero.
B: But he went to public school. He's so fauxlitarian

Fauxlitarian by Cedric45 February 17, 2009

Fauxlice 

Not the real police; a mall security guard, for example.

Shit here comes the fauxlice about that ruckus you made in Forever 21.

Fauxlice by JaredEwy November 8, 2016

Fauxlice 

A Police squad car that has been decommissioned and repurchased, which you see on the road and mistake it for a cop.
Also can be a car that someone intentionally made look like a police vehicle.

In the car:
Passenger says to driver "Shit watch out for that cop up there, you are going 30 over"
Driver *Slams the brakes*

Both passenger and driver realize "Shit thats not a cop thats a fauxlice car, damnit"

Fauxlice by cketz February 25, 2009