fauxhoe

someone (typically a girl) that dresses, acts, and talks like a hoe.. but theyre a virgin. Fauxhoes can and will be mistaken as a hoe.

Damn bitch i know you a virgin but you got a miniskirt on with fishnet stockings and you showing your cleavage. not to mention over dramatic hair and makeup. Such a fauxhoe

fauxhoe by dreamworkteamtwerk September 14, 2015

fauxhound 

A pessimist who thinks they're wise to the world and claims to see through bullshit. Instead of wearing rose colored glasses they wear black tinted glasses.

John: 9/11 was obviously an inside job!

Greg: Stop being such a fauxhound John.

fauxhound by whydoihatethefrench May 27, 2016

fauxmoerotic 

The fake-gay interplay, usually between band members during a concert, designed to titillate fans. This includes kissing, rubbing against each other, and the ever popular makeouts.

Did you see Brendon all up on Ryan at the Panic! at the Disco concert last night? Talk about fauxmoerotic!

fauxmoerotic by speccygeekgrrl November 9, 2008

fauxhemian 

A trend in which folks pretend to live out the lives of poor individualists, while maintaining their financial security, and often using it to carry out this fantasy.

Speaker 1: Did you see Celebrity X wearing that bohemian shirt?!
Speaker 2: She probably paid $200 for it, that's sooo fauxhemian

fauxhemian by autovatic October 1, 2005

fauxhemian 

A conformist passing herself off as a nonconformist by going to great lengths to conform to an allegedly nonconforming alternative conformity rather than conforming to the mainstream conformity that she thinks is stiflingly conformist.

Marked by a notable lack of originality and creativity, an absence of genuine artistic talent, and carefully maintained escape routes so that she can give up the game when it stops being convenient.

It costs her a lot of money to look so down-and-out." "Yeah, fauxhemianism is an expensive lifestyle.

fauxhemian by DancingKali April 10, 2011

fauxhemian 

Conforming to a safe, middle class lifestyle but with the superficial pretense of an alternative or Bohemian lifestyle.

People who live in Stoke Newington or read The Guardian may like to believe they maintain the values of their radical student days but the shallowness of their fauxhemian conceit would quickly be revealed if they were expected to sacrifice some aspect of their comfortable lives.

fauxhemian by Johnny S. April 1, 2003

faux hoe

someone who acts like a hoe but is really just faking.

Paula is such a faux hoe, she is all up on everyone but shes never even been to 2nd.

faux hoe by DanaG April 12, 2007